A teacher explains Marketing to his students

In General, Inspiration, Success
MBA Class

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”

That’s Direct Marketing.
You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him!”
That’s Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing
You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:”By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?”

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That’s Public Relations
You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can I marry you?”
That’s Brand Recognition.
You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

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That’s Customer Feedback.
You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.
That’s Demand and Supply Gap
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him.
That’s competition eating into your market share
You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and before you say: “I am rich, Marry me!”, your wife arrives.
That’s Restriction for Entering New Markets.

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